OH MY GOSH HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

(Source: doctor-mambo, via faggotarian)

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1 day ago

12 year olds talking about getting “so drunk”.

(Source: byslexic, via yellow-powerranger)

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2 days ago

Me at school

me:	i hate all of you
me:	stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me:	holy fuck walk faster
me:	get smarter idiot
me:	maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
me:	oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares k bitch

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2 days ago

girl 1:	omg im pregnant
girl 2:	omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3:	omg im always drunk
me:	omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

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2 days ago

News in Britain:	stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America:	cannibal eats man's face
Britain:	wat.
News in America:	man throws intestines at police

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2 days ago

white vs. asian parents

white kid:	mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
white parent:	how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
vs.
asian kid:	mom I dyed my hair brown!!
asian parent:	BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI

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2 days ago

(Source: myperfectskinnystory, via yellow-powerranger)

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3 days ago

If you’ve always wondered, now you know.

(via makes-your-day)

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3 days ago

Class is too quiet
Stomach:	Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

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4 days ago

(Source: 2yung2curr, via through-think-and-thin)

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4 days ago